1. wake up
2. discover i still have pink eye
--rub eye and wash hands
3. confirm with supervisors i will NOT be at work as pink eye is very contagious
4. make coffee
--rub eye and wash hands
5. drink coffee while reading Bible
--rub eye and wash hands
6. put herbs on balcony in sunlight to make them happy
--wash hands, rub eye, and wash hands
7. go to store
--rub eye, use hand sanitizer
8. try not to touch anything in store that i'm not going to to buy
--rub eye, use hand sanitizer
9. buy on-sale tillamook products, produce, calloidal silver, and pink-eye relief eye drops
--eye drops and wash hands
10. put groceries away
11. make fudge
11a. wash dishes
--eye drops and wash hands
12. make granola
12a. wash dishes
--eye drops and wash hands
13. play piano
14. talk to mac ... listen to him tell me i've baked enough for the day
--eye drops and wash hands
15. make biscotti
16. make scones
16a. wash dishes
--eye drops and wash hands
17. talk to mac
--eye drops and wash hands
**GET PRETTY GERBER DAISIES FROM MAC
18. play volleyball with mac before sun sets
19. watch mac watch sports on tv
--eye drops and wash hands
20. eat left over spaghetti, meatballs, and homemade bread for dinner
21. make green smoothies or eat ice cream...
--eye drops and wash hands
22. go to sleep without pink eye
the end.
5 comments:
Pink eye is the most miserable disease ever. You look horrifyingly scary, but you feel fine. But you can't go anywhere, because you'll infect everything and people will think you're possessed by a demon because your eyes are BRIGHT RED. Not a good time. I got it my first year doing this in California from a kid that wasn't even my client. Boo. Happy recovery.
I like it. Not so much the you-have-pink-eye part, but your itemized list.
In other words, get well soon.
What an absolute crack up!
i love you! haha, this is one of the many reasons :)
Sorry to hear about the sourdough starter...was going to try that myself when I get into my own place
Jared
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